I got a small dick and I’m proud of it; small dick with a big bulge! Here’s how you get it, bitch: I got the kazoo, the kazoo see, you gots to blow. I gots the flute, the flute sound, you need the hole. I got the lollipop, the lollipop sweet, you need the stick. I got the kazoo, the kazoo see, you gots to blow. I got a small dick, so how ‘bout that shit? That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS. Except I’m not gon’ piss on the earth, I’m gon’ go higher: I’M PISSING UP AT THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? 'CAUSE IM PISSIN’ UP AT THE MOON YOU IDIOT! I PISSED ON THE MOON! YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPPTS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, SO GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS UP AT YOU TOO.
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